nicolasandthecage:

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER

trixietang:

if you call yourself ugly, i’m just gonna agree w you

got no time to make your ugly ass feel better

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

louistheking:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

lameborghini:

girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)

lotusflowur:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

thelandoffakebelieve:

Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy

iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not